Blog Against Merriman-ProBowl

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Merriman Looks for Larger Helmet

Merriman Looks for Larger Helmet
Charger's Equipment Manager finds it increasingly difficult to fit Merriman with a helmet.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

As Shawne Merriman's head grows day-by-day, and the gaps between his chicklets expand while he waits for his appointment with the dentist to get fitted for adult braces, I have decided to start this blog, the "Blog Against Merriman-Probowl".

The giant corporation that is the National Football League has no shame in allowing a known and found steroid-user to participate in the annual ProBowl. This is the height of hypocracy and shows the incredible arrogance of the NFL towards their fans. Has there ever been a more glaring example of injustice and duplicity by the NFL? ... a player, suspended during the season for steriod use, is allowed to participate in and accept ProBowl honors...

The NFL Players Association is not above criticism as well, what with all of their talk and concern for the health of the atheletes they represent. I guess they would be too chicken-shit to say anything because along with ProBowl Nominations, comes performance bonuses in players contracts... afterall, who cares if a 24 year old player can't find a hat big enough to fit his ever-growing lid and has pre-puberty sized testicles? Hey, he's got a ProBowl under his belt, even if there are no balls...

Just as disgusting are the huge media outlets, that churn the hype about Merriman's "great success" this past year... lets be honest, the media will continue to spew this garbage because of their multi-million dollar contracts with the NFL.

Shame also goes to the "Fans" who voted for Merriman...

A loud round of applause goes to the Miami Dolphins Jason Taylor and Denver Broncos Champ Bailey who spoke the truth, not supporting Merriman's ProBowl nomination...

If you agree with this blog and feel as strongly as I do against Merriman going to the Probowl, please share this blog's link with as many people as you can... The NFL will probably ignore us, but that shouldn't stop us from speaking out!!!

As well please feel free to leave comments with your takes on this Merriman-Probowl joke...

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