tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840628019792176882012-02-09T14:20:28.404-08:00Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."The Tooz"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17953355005124935335noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-784062801979217688.post-28000906100400585082007-01-14T15:25:00.000-08:002007-01-14T20:27:38.139-08:00As <strong>Shawne Merriman's</strong> head grows day-by-day, and the gaps between his chicklets expand while he waits for his appointment with the dentist to get fitted for adult braces, I have decided to start this blog, the<strong> "Blog Against Merriman-Probowl"</strong>.<br /><br />The giant corporation that is the <strong>National Football League</strong> has no shame in allowing a known and found steroid-user to participate in the annual <strong>ProBowl</strong>. This is the height of hypocracy and shows the incredible arrogance of the <strong>NFL</strong> towards their fans. Has there ever been a more glaring example of injustice and duplicity by the <strong>NFL?</strong> ... a player, suspended during the season for steriod use, is allowed to participate in and accept <strong>ProBowl</strong> honors...<br /><br />The <strong>NFL Players Association</strong> is not above criticism as well, what with all of their talk and concern for the health of the atheletes they represent. I guess they would be too chicken-shit to say anything because <strong><em>along with ProBowl Nominations, comes performance bonuses in players contracts...</em></strong> afterall, who cares if a 24 year old player can't find a hat big enough to fit his ever-growing lid and has pre-puberty sized testicles? Hey, he's got a ProBowl under his belt, even if there are no balls...<br /><br />Just as disgusting are the huge media outlets, that churn the hype about <strong>Merriman's</strong> "great success" this past year... lets be honest, the <strong>media</strong> will continue to spew this garbage because of their multi-million dollar contracts with the <strong>NFL.</strong><br /><br />Shame also goes to the <strong>"Fans"</strong> who voted for <strong>Merriman</strong>...<br /><br />A loud round of applause goes to the <strong>Miami Dolphins Jason Taylor</strong> and <strong>Denver Broncos Champ Bailey</strong> who spoke the truth, not supporting <strong>Merriman's ProBowl</strong> nomination...<br /><br />If you agree with this blog and feel as strongly as I do against <strong>Merriman</strong> going to the <strong>Probowl</strong>, please share this blog's link with as many people as you can... The <strong>NFL</strong> will probably ignore us, but that shouldn't stop us from speaking out!!!<br /><br />As well please feel free to leave comments with your takes on this <strong>Merriman-Probowl joke</strong>...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/784062801979217688-2800090610040058508?l=blogagainstmerrimanprobowl.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>"The Tooz"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17953355005124935335noreply@blogger.com3